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You Might Be A Railroader if....

*You run your kids trains at Christmas.

*You build your house around your Train Layout.

*You paint your house Railroad Depot colors.

*Your boxer shorts have Trains on them.

*You tell your wife or daughter their fingernail polish looks like boxcar red or pullman green.

*You schedule the family vacation around chasing Trains or Ghost Railroads.

*You wait at Railroad crossings and hope a Train comes by.

*Your Spouse sends you to the grocery store and you only come home with powdered sugar for your snow scene.

*You honk your horn in Railroad signals.

*Your home has Railroad memorabilia on all of the walls.

*Your spare bed is in the Bunk Car.

*Your waterbed has a Cross Compound Pump attached to it.

*You prefer creosote and steam oil to Channel#5 or Shalimar.

*Your yard is landscaped with old Railroad ties.

*Your mailbox is mounted to an old switch stand.

*Your driveway is marked by a pair of Railroad Crossing cross bucks.

*Your idea of a romantic evening is watching Railroad videos and DVD's.

*While having sex your wife tells you to highball.

*You pick lottery numbers by your favorite locomotive numbers.

*Your wife sends you out to buy a tree for the yard and you come home with a whole forest in a sack.

*Your alarm clock is a Train whistle.

*You ASK for coal for Christmas.

*At a Black Tie affair you wear a tie with your overalls and flannel shirt.

*You ask your wife to couple up, when the time is right.

*Your kids ask you to draw a bighorn and you sketch the scene at bighorn wye.

*Your daughter asks if she can have a train at her wedding, and you call Amtrak.

*You tell AAA or travel agent to route your next trip by all your favorite Railroads.

*You videotape your kids in front of a passing train.

*Your family portrait includes your favorite locomotive.

*You count boxcars instead of sheep.

*Your first grader tells the teacher a goose is not a bird with webbed feet but does go honk.

*Your oil can has a 12" spout.

*You yell "All Aboard" whenever you pull out of the driveway.

*You are reading a Railroad magazine while your wife is giving birth.

*Your kid asks for help with an Art project and you give her Mountain In Minutes.

...You Might be a Railroader!

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